Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Social Networking ... or Social Dismantling


We are entering a new age. Before there existed daily activities and events for people to be involved with. Clubs that existed to promote a common interest. Whether it was stamp collectors, hiking friends, dancing groups, or hell even swinger clubs; the point was just to meet people who enjoy doing some of the same things you do. With this wonderful invention of the internet, it was inevitable that this would happen here too.
First came things like Gopher and forums/Bulletin Boards. Later came IRC. These were virtual places where people could express their ideas and hear what others had to say about the same general issues. In their early years and sometimes even still today were considered as nerdy or too complicated to use while thought by their members as communication for the elite. This was a time when you saw an ad for something like classmates.com you knew it was just an ad and hopefully noted it as white noise.
Now on the buzz of the 21st century someone discovered what was uncool about those static sites was that you had to go searching for them, and that you could read them. No thats not a typo, I mentioned that you could read those "old" ways of communication. So these bright people decided to invent things like MySpace and Friendster. I have to admit I tried these.
I tried MySpace,
I tried Friendster,
I tried Facebook,
I tried Orkut,
I tried Linkedin.
I even tried Xanga.
Now here is my feedback.

WTF?

You enter myspace and you are greeted by a creepy perve, Tom, who is like "I'll be your friend" or some non sense. Then you basically are on webpage where you are constantly bombarded with messages from users wanting to be your friend. And since everyone choses some random alias for themselves when you go to figure out who the person is by clicking on their profile, and then it happens, the unthinkable. I thought this era of the internet ended early. Most people "design" their myspace sites with every bit of html graphic and color available to them. You know making it so all that appears is a blinding array of colors with some really hard to see text and images. But they might be your friend afterall. This is what kills me. This simple act is what drives people to this site. Users take the notion of a "virtual friend" as one in the same as the word friend, in the physical sense. They they actually start arguments in reality about the situation. I was on the train yesterday and the two HS students behind me were discussing this.

Girl: Tiffany is such a bitch. I couldn't believe it. She thinks other girls are bitchy oh my god. I moved her out of my Top 8 and she is completely not talking to me. I was like whatever I mean Tanya is such a closer friend.

Guy: Oh I understand. I invented the my top 16 that way people don't feel so bad. I'm still in your top 8 though right?

... Then they then proceeded to call others on their cells and discuss the same situation to the receivers.

I don't get it. People who are like Tom, or the ones who are constantly wanting to be your friend and all they ask is that after adding them they can spam the hell out of you. What is their purpose?

Next up was friendster. This one while not being as loud with all the ads, it felt almost like it was full of pervs and slutty women. It also was vulnerable to the same "marketing" and phishing tactics that occurred with myspace since it was all free sign up.

Facebook, was once one of the less noisy of the sites. It was ad driven but its user's had a commonality between them. They were all in school. This commonality expanded throughout its years, first it was college, college alumn, then High School, then Employer, now everyone. There is still a separation between its internal notion of networks and a suite of privacy settings to guard against the invasion of privacy and exploits the other sites impose but its only a matter of time. The Facebook has been accumulating certain features that these other sites have that users apparently love. I remember a feature Facebook originally had which was more like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. It would tell you how you were linked to others. You could even click a link that would generate a map of all your friends and their linkages. I imagine it has gotten too big to generate or be meaningful with all of its users, but it was still a cool concept.

Orkut, is Google's baby. It is an invite only (a plus) but its sort of more global. I don't mean to sound pathetic but I don't have too many global friends. The problem I find with it i think is that the few global friends I do have I would rather email them or IM them. Hell sometimes its easier to just pick of the phone. I guess I don't have too many of those friends who are more, "wonder what they are up to" across the world which is more of what this place seems like.

LinkedIn I haven't visited too much. It is more of a corporate social network. The idea of LinkedIn is what I originally thought of when someone said social networking. Basically the idea is simple. You worked with someone at some point. They have a profile basically describing the company they are at, their position and thats about it. After that the idea is that as people move from company to company the bond stays. And one day you may be deciding to move to another company where your ex-coworker, lets say Tom for consistency's sake, is working at company Y where you think you might want to work. You can ask Tom what's up, how's life, how's the job, can you refer me? Cool concept of what Monster I think wanted to achieve but never could with its networking component.

Xanga (pronounced Zanga)... hmm not a lot to say. I am not Asian so I was sort of shunned on entering. I have a lot of Asian friends though and it seems popular among them. From what I can see its just another myspace though, but without Tom. Tom is only welcome in myspace since Tom is not Asian either.

There was another one I thought was interesting. Last FM is a social networking site based on music. The idea is simple. You create a login name and your profile is automatically generated by the music you listen to and the music you repeatedly listen to. The idea is that you should be able to see some patterns between individuals who listen to a common set of artists or songs and then can form some sort of friendship whereas recommendations flow more easily. The problem I found is that the plugin needed to generate the profile needs to integrate with your music player of choice. If you don't use the music player that is implemented for it doesn't work as well. I personally like iTunes but don't have the luxury of using it. Check the site out if you have a sec.

Another one is Blue Dot. This sort of reminds me of a start up I was once part of. The idea is that you broadcast your interests by going from site to site just as you normally do. You consciously signal that you enjoy a site(like this one) and move on your way as you would normally. Meanwhile back at the site, the link gets added to your profile. This implementation I could imagine it being a bitch to understand what the hell is going on. Especially if there are a lot of active travelers.

Well I guess I might be old in net years or just sort of bias towards not what is the most popular sites. I guess I am more of a sucker for what I call Embedded Web Software. It sort of like the little web tools or sites that are embedded in your day to day, click to click perusal of the internet.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Tipping the Scales

So I haven't editted this in a while cause I have been liking my surrounding :) Well recently I decided I might want to make this situation a little more permanent. So I started checking out some real estate, and thats when I got mad. Check this out.

Lets say I am looking for a place where the mortgage will cover 300K. Here are some of my options

  1. A one Bedroom, 1 Bathroom Condo in OAKLAND CA 426sq ft $304,990
    Check it out


  2. One Bedroom, 1 Bathroom House in Union City,CA 672 sq ft. $259,000
    Check it out


  3. A 1 Bedroom, 1 Bathroom Condo in Fredmont,CA 665sq ft $310,000.
    Check it ... well I guess just read its words
Now this is ridiculous so I think I am going to start looking elsewhere, while still able to keep my job. So far I am leaning on this.


A 4 Bedroom, 4 Bathroom House in Rio De Janeiro,Brazil 680 sq meters (thats 6480 sq ft) for $350,000 USD
Check this out

You do the math, I could keep my job and just get one of those verizon network adapters and never see a residential neighborhood again. I like South American Food, South American Weather and South American Women so I don't know whats stopping me other than the initial investment. Got to get out of debt first. I could always become a drug lord down there. The Porteguise language might be a barrier but all I got to learn is "Where is the bathroom?" and "Another Round over hear"

Monday, June 26, 2006

MisRepresenting SF

SO interesting little story for ya. I move from upstate NY into the Northern CA San Francisco area. At first I was all alone, and then 6 months in my roommate graduated and moved out here as well. See I don't see anything wrong with this. We have a 2 bedroom apt with 2 bathrooms, on seperate sides of the apartment. So apparently this makes you Gay here. I am not homophobic but I mean now I don't like being mistaken for something I am not. I thought about doing a few acts that would show I am not gay but all I can think of are the ones that will get me fired.

I have been thinking about carrying a sign or something. My roommate and I came up with a T-Shirt Idea that might solve the problem. This made me start to wonder though, has this happened before? Someone somewhere must have experieneced something similar. I think I can fix this situation I just got to give it time. The problem is how much time? I mean I am thought of as "That Guy" with that guy. The T-Shirt is the best I got and making my roommate's girlfriend call him all the time while at the office. Hopefully they don't just think he is Bi and I am the bitch. That would be unacceptable as well. I don't know what I will do. Hmm I could just start buying lipstick and rubbing it on my clothes before work. However this might start to cause some confusion with the neighbors. Grrrr.



Sunday, June 25, 2006

Angered City

So my roommate and I went to the city yesterday and found some interesting people. The first few were just on the train. They were not so much weird as they were all color coordinated, their was a Giants game. There were a few black sheep mixed in there with Oakland jerseys but that didn't seem to be an issue. There was a large amount of alcohol being consumed on the train though. Little did we know this was legal and that it would provide for some great entertainment on our way back.

Usually when you go to SF there are the people on the street who are just asking for money and are creative with their begging antics. Surprizingly these people were not too bad today. It was the "normal" people who were just funny. We started walking up this hill and saw this man pulling out of a garage with his shiney convertable BMW. The strange this is that he was being very indecisive about it. Like he just sat there crossing both lanes. And then traffic started moving up and down the street, with this little Chinese old lady driving her little Torcel up the hill and the bus leading traffic down the hill. The little lady saw the car and slowed down to almost a stop, but managed to tap the man's car, with no more force it seemed than a blade of grass. The man's face was priceless from then on out. No words were fired, but the man's head kept swinging back and forth almost like in the cartoons where should have just exploded. And the woman just sat there smiling. We were just walking and almost crying with laughter.

Our next characters were intoxicated Baseball fans after the game. This was this dude attacking some shopping carts and when he "won" decided he wanted some pizza. He saw a man walking with a pizza box and immediated tried to snatch it from him yelling, "I want the pizza" to which his other intoxicated friend replied, "I think he is gonna eat that, you think we should eat something?", Yeah homes lets go get some food.

Our next entertainer was the train ticket checker on the train ride back. She kept running back and forth from cart to cart mumbling stuff, until it happened. I all of a sudden heard the car door open behind me and someone went flying by me screaming, "You have got to be kidding." This train lady just ran to the boarding door screaming more. "ARE YOU GETTING ON? THEN GET OFF? THEN GO!! GO HOME!!! ARE YOU GETTING ON? ARE YOU GETTING ON?" As she walked throught the next car, she spun around and looked at another passenger and from the way her mouth moved all I could make out was, "WhAT DID YOU Call ME?" and then some random words and then it was quiet. Except me and my roommate and the woman behind me laughing histerically. Oh I always am saying how much fun it is to just aimlessly walk around SF and this prove it.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

New York New York

I recently moved from NY to CA. Here I admit there is a lot of things different. Laws, clothes and just the way people are. However there was something I never saw before. See my company employs college grads as engineers and professionals. They also have these high school kids who are game testers. So I am at the cafeteria when I over hear a conversation between "the NY guy" and his set of CA groupie high school girls. They were like all wowed about, what's NY like, Do you get beat up everyday?, Do you know P-Diddy? I thought this was funny enough. What were even funnier were the answers. "Man NY is way different. We dress hella different, I mean take dudes for example. They got the man bag." Now at this point I was like, he must not realize that, that exists here. I mean messenger bags are pretty much common everywhere but no it got better. "You know like the little purses that ladies put their dogs in, dudes be wearin that, its like hella gay man. I won't do that." He then preceeded to walk ever so gracefully in a re-enacting manor with his invisible bag, then said again, "Mad gay son." Keep in mind this kid was wearing full out Kanye West style clothes with the Kangal hat. I was starting to question if this story was of his own personal authentic NY habits. I wanted to say something, and just shoot down the kids self esteem. He was a god in the eyes of his groupies and I was in the position to strike. But I didn't. I imagined a kid committing suicide with the audio from Carrie "They're all gonna laugh at you" swirling around him while he is weeping trying to find a way to end it all. So yeah I just let it go. But he heard me laughing I think when the groupies left when I told my roommate (also from NY) of how in all the years we had lived there, never did we see anything similar. So I got my glory, if you can call it that.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Tv or not Tv

So I started watching TV for the first time in a while. I started watching it again since I tried desperate housewives out on netflix (awesome). So next thing I know I turn on the TV and there is this show, Super Nanny. I was rolling on the floor of the stupidity of these people. It was like a cartoon strip. Basically a guy and girl were bored, got married and were like. "hmmm maybe we should have a baby?" Next thing you know it's BABYMANIA!!!! and then they realize, "Gosh deary me, I don't know a bloody thing about kids." One woman was like I just found out that if I talk to my son, he will talk back. I didn't know he could do this. Then the advice that I thought was AmAzing was the part telling people that if the phones rings while they are with the kids, pick up and tell them you will call them back. I couldn't believe they made a show to tell people such commen sense messages. This got me wondering, what happens when those people's kids grow up? If they are social kids they will probably raise their kids into rebellious troublemakers (bullies on the school playground) And if they grow up shy, they will not realize they have to feed their own kids or do anything to them. It will be like a young geriatric home. Honestly I am all about the play with the kids and if they act up to the point when these parents are, "Out of ideas and I have tried everything, I don't know what to do" I say beat the kids, don't reward them for doing something that they just expect a reward for always. So my lesson was to refrain from watching TV. I think I am going to start an ad campaign because of this event, National Flailing Arms Campaign, beating sense into children across America, one kid at a time.