MisRepresenting SF

SO interesting little story for ya. I move from upstate NY into the Northern CA San Francisco area. At first I was all alone, and then 6 months in my roommate graduated and moved out here as well. See I don't see anything wrong with this. We have a 2 bedroom apt with 2 bathrooms, on seperate sides of the apartment. So apparently this makes you Gay here. I am not homophobic but I mean now I don't like being mistaken for something I am not. I thought about doing a few acts that would show I am not gay but all I can think of are the ones that will get me fired.

I have been thinking about carrying a sign or something. My roommate and I came up with a T-Shirt Idea that might solve the problem. This made me start to wonder though, has this happened before? Someone somewhere must have experieneced something similar. I think I can fix this situation I just got to give it time. The problem is how much time? I mean I am thought of as "That Guy" with that guy. The T-Shirt is the best I got and making my roommate's girlfriend call him all the time while at the office. Hopefully they don't just think he is Bi and I am the bitch. That would be unacceptable as well. I don't know what I will do. Hmm I could just start buying lipstick and rubbing it on my clothes before work. However this might start to cause some confusion with the neighbors. Grrrr.