Angered City

So my roommate and I went to the city yesterday and found some interesting people. The first few were just on the train. They were not so much weird as they were all color coordinated, their was a Giants game. There were a few black sheep mixed in there with Oakland jerseys but that didn't seem to be an issue. There was a large amount of alcohol being consumed on the train though. Little did we know this was legal and that it would provide for some great entertainment on our way back.

Usually when you go to SF there are the people on the street who are just asking for money and are creative with their begging antics. Surprizingly these people were not too bad today. It was the "normal" people who were just funny. We started walking up this hill and saw this man pulling out of a garage with his shiney convertable BMW. The strange this is that he was being very indecisive about it. Like he just sat there crossing both lanes. And then traffic started moving up and down the street, with this little Chinese old lady driving her little Torcel up the hill and the bus leading traffic down the hill. The little lady saw the car and slowed down to almost a stop, but managed to tap the man's car, with no more force it seemed than a blade of grass. The man's face was priceless from then on out. No words were fired, but the man's head kept swinging back and forth almost like in the cartoons where should have just exploded. And the woman just sat there smiling. We were just walking and almost crying with laughter.

Our next characters were intoxicated Baseball fans after the game. This was this dude attacking some shopping carts and when he "won" decided he wanted some pizza. He saw a man walking with a pizza box and immediated tried to snatch it from him yelling, "I want the pizza" to which his other intoxicated friend replied, "I think he is gonna eat that, you think we should eat something?", Yeah homes lets go get some food.

Our next entertainer was the train ticket checker on the train ride back. She kept running back and forth from cart to cart mumbling stuff, until it happened. I all of a sudden heard the car door open behind me and someone went flying by me screaming, "You have got to be kidding." This train lady just ran to the boarding door screaming more. "ARE YOU GETTING ON? THEN GET OFF? THEN GO!! GO HOME!!! ARE YOU GETTING ON? ARE YOU GETTING ON?" As she walked throught the next car, she spun around and looked at another passenger and from the way her mouth moved all I could make out was, "WhAT DID YOU Call ME?" and then some random words and then it was quiet. Except me and my roommate and the woman behind me laughing histerically. Oh I always am saying how much fun it is to just aimlessly walk around SF and this prove it.